Koreans Gone Bad

Episode Synopsis:
We start the show off with some live concert footage of Russell Peters’ presenting Yoshi onstage, as Yoshi tears into his material, some of which, to me sounded like it was ripped off by Larry David or his writiers for the kamikaze episode of curb your enthusiasm.

The whole crew is back together, Kurtzman aka Maury showbizawitz returns. And #1 fan Saelee sits in again, we have a surprise guest from the original food/slice of life/creepy upskirt photos of your girlfriend, blogger BILL ”yumyumcha.com” Poon aka the pooner aka the hooker transporter.

Bill talks about what its like to transport hookers in his car to johns, the life of a hobbyist, writing to female felons in prison, becoming their pen pal, and trying to fuck them on their release date, and style tips.

World famous artist James Jean crashes the pooners interview to express his true feelings towards Poon, and how he had knowingly or unknowingly cockblocked him in his career and love life years ago. How Poon took creepy pictures of Jame’s ex-wife and how he must’ve jerked off to them. He’s fucking James Jean bitch! who the fuck is Bill Poon? The usually mild mannered james jean lashes out and has a nervous breakdown on the show (only our 5th show in and already 2 mental meltdowns).

Bill explains how to eat pussy and the difference between fucking whores and fucking civilians. How to price whores and value the cost of pussy. How serious and professional he is about his job, how he does not trade services. How to pimp girls out. And what compels a man to drive hookers if it’s not for sex. We explore why marriages don’t work and the Failure of communication in relationships.

Listen to episode 5 now.

Episode Synopsis:
This is technically our 5th show, because for our 4th show, we recorded ourselves doing drugs for the first time like preteen jerk offs, but it’s completely unlistenable, it sounds like how you’d imagine it, horrible and annoying.
So we will count this one as our 4th, which is still pretty horrible and annoying. Broadcasting for the first time out of the warehouse, from my hotel room in las vegas, nevada with a bloody nose after losing my life savings and being up for 3 days straight. All the virgin drug addicts recall our first experience from a week earlier. Drugs are awesome. Drugs are the best.

We ponder why our dicks look like mushrooms. Putting tuning forks into your dick hole. We interview the room service butlers about doing mountains of cocaine and shooting pornos in the room, and asking them if they want to fuck us and if we can fuck their daughters. The food arrives, the show comes to a screeching halt. Nobody stopped the show, so you can hear us eating from 20 feet away during the break and then all hell breaks loose, over sound quality, professionalism, and how a radio show is not like art.

We discuss who is ever gonna listen to this show, if it’s good or a piece of shit. We discuss if harry is lazy or not. Harry has a nervous breakdown and threatens to ship all the radio show equipment to Alaska. We discuss CBS aka cock block suicide and someone who is listening to the show feels like killing himself after listening to us bicker for 4 hours.

Listen to episode 4 now.