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This is a strange episode, Because no one is here! Joey and Yoshi decide they don’t want to show up for work, so david ends up doing three short shows by himself.
As we condense them all into one tidy episode, we start with what defines ass to mouth. The solution to getting the smell of poo off your finger. The exploration of seeing your asshole for the very first time in a mirror when we were young and what the reaction was.
We have an intermission with a creepy guy saying “probably sounds different with a finger up her ass.”
Next we have family friend and artist, musician, actress, writer, porn queen and hot sauce connoisseur Sasha Grey (http://facebook.com/sashagrey) stop by with some reporters (you can hear them in the background setting up). As david interviews Sasha about, how they met, how big her bush is, seeing our parents genitalia growing up, asian women’s sideways vaginas. The lack of production values, story, and music in porn. HBO’s Entourage and crossing over into the mainstream, proving yourself through hard work and determination and not just luck, reality television, judging and no judging, the definition of “whores”, why she wants to own a blow-dry hair salon in las vegas , having failed orgies and making music, having sex fantasies and then actually living them out. how to keep sex exciting when there’s no cameras on. Being paranoid about bringing extra chicks in to the bedroom, being in an open marriage, dealing with stalkers and getting recognized on the streets, david sends a message to his fans, “leave me the fuck alone when i’m talking to girls.” Getting whores to leave and how to spend 3.4 million, starting your own country and indecent proposals.
Sasha, her husband and the reporters leave, as we have an intermission with a creepy guy saying “probably sounds different with a finger up her ass” and sexy bad girl photographer Natalia Mantini (http://thehundreds.com/meow/) stops in as david interrogates her about boys and burgers (she’s soft spoken so her audio is horrible), japanese girls with fat milky tits, broken hearts and broken dreams, why new york is awesome and why it sux, why women leave. Liking guys that are assholes , except not an asshole to you. Liking guys that are classically not attractive. TAR = TOTALLY AWESOME RAD and TAR = TOUNGE ASS RAPE. The difference between a dick and a douche.
Dave gives his ignorant advice to girls who want to break the cycle of dating shitty dudes. Don’ts = no white dudes, no artists, no dj’s, no tattoo’s, no piercings at all, no one who uses the word “boo” serious or joking, no facial hair at all, no investment bankers or anyone who has anything to do with money, no athletes, etc….boring people are nice. Why seth rogen is the most attractive man alive, getting white girls out of your system and nice guys really do finnish last, deciphering psychic readings, and reading natalia’s tattoos like they’re tarot cards, and why girls like fake rape, choking, spitting and slapping and why abusive relationships rule and why all dj’s sound like aphex twin.
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