“NOTE TO LISTENERS: THIS SHOW WAS RECORDED MONTHS AGO. THIS IS THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE. THERE’S ONLY ONE LEFT AFTER THIS.”
We have a Christian guest and Saelee. Joey is freebasing on Dave’s spirit quest blanket. Dave has finally accepted that Yoshi is not coming back. Yoshi really hates the show. Yoshi visits his friend, Jason, in Norway. Up there, he kills with his stand up. The best response he’s ever had. Yoshi’s brother listened to the show and heard that he had AIDS and called him. Dave believes that Yoshi wants to spread his comedy and that the podcast was a great way to spread it. Dave believes Yoshi on the podcast is funnier than his comedy act. Yoshi does not want to come on one last time. Dave is bringing in Harry’s ex-girlfriend, Jean, as the new Yoshi. Dave is still too hard on Yoshi and drives Yoshi away. Jean de-friended everyone in the room after the break up. Joey washes his dick with soap and water every time he takes a piss. Yoshi doesn’t know of Joey’s dick towel and probably used it on his face. In New York, butts get sweaty so guys walk around with ass napkins. Dave’s ex-girlfriend catches him in the act. Thongs smell like shit because it rides in the butt. Bobby shows up. Bobby sights an ass napkin in Vegas. Bobby carries a shkit with him, a shit kit. It’s a handy kit with few wads of toilet paper and a seat cover. He never washed his ass his whole life. Dave uses a bidet everyday. Dave also has irritable bowel syndrome so it messes him up. One method is to wash inside the asshole one knuckle deep. Jean wipes back and front and never had a urinary tract infection. A big shit is a sense of accomplishment. Gold bond is also good. Yoshi has always hated the podcast but has kept showing up. Over time, we find that he actually hates the show. Some hick yells at us in LA, Yoshi and Jean start going off on him immediately. Jean is glad to have reconnected with Harry. Yoshi retells a story of Jean using racial slurs. Yoshi sometimes doesn’t know when he’s being an asshole. Yoshi and Harry have a small work relationship problem but his real hate for Harry comes from Dave. Vania is the best wing woman and hooks up Harry with a hot date. Jean was giving Harry advice on getting laid now. Jean would complain about how Harry would not fuck her. Jean cheated on Harry. Jean would get drunk and do things. Cheating was her way of breaking up. She had a relationship with the guy who turned out to be an asiaphile. She was more sexually adventurous with him. He looked like a lollipop and ended up getting the break up sex. Some Asiaphiles don’t care if the Asian girls are ugly. Chinese pussy is sideways. Sports With Bobby. Bobby’s hockey team rocks. Bobby sings for Jean. What a great voice. This just in, a report on Saelee’s shit. Harry did not want Jean to gag on his penis. One of the girls dated asked Dave for a laptop before he put it in her ass. It’s not fair to clip our foreskins. Joey fondled Harry’s dick on shrooms. Bobby has quiet sex. Jean wanted to play with Harry’s ass. Near the end, Harry and Jean became like brother and sister and only had enough time to spend a few lunches together. Jean does not want to date right now. Saelee can’t believe that Jean wanted to marry Harry one week before the break up. Jean drank Harry under the table which made him start falling in love. Harry farted in front of Jean on the first date to test her. To love Harry, you have to accept him as Harry. Dave constantly attacks Yoshi’s dignity. When Dave gets depressed, he watches one tv series after another. It’s clear that it’s Dave’s show now but it was Dave’s fantasy to do it with Yoshi for a year and it eventually becomes his show. You can help people like Yoshi when they’re ready to receive. Yoshi almost made it to the show. Dave blames Harry for having a conversation with Yoshi that kept Yoshi from showing up. We are better than Yoshi’s other friends. Why does Dave pick on Yoshi? Dave feels like Yoshi makes mistakes. Yoshi comes over to Harry’s ghetto house on his first meeting with Dave and Harry and Jean. And walks into a room where Dave cut his hair like Hari Kirshna and cut himself deeply and is bleeding everywhere while Yoshi is left with a backpack full of $60000 cash. Russell Peters has a douchebag who was an extra from Clueless in his entourage. This girl Dave was fucking was into this Clueless guy. The Clueless guy is being really nice to Dave. While he was being nice to Dave, he is dirty texting the girl Dave was with at the time. Two weeks later, that guy was there with Dave’s girl. Yoshi calls Dave immediately and lets him know. This story exemplifies Yoshi’s character as a friend. Dave watches Yoshi self-destruct and it’s Dave’s reason for yelling. After Yoshi talks about eating whore’s asses, Dave feels he could talk about anything with Yoshi. Yoshi was offended after Dave was badgering him about his family and even more. A lot of yelling. Saelee tries to make Dave understand what he did to Yoshi. If Dave really loves him, why doesn’t he lay off of him? Dave yells a lot. He yells at people he cares about. In Dave’s mind, this show was the best thing for Yoshi. Is it better to tell people what to do if it’s better for them? You can’t change people. Dave says everyone in the room is delusional. Jean has some skin growth that may be melanoma. Jean would rather die than ask for help from her parents. Joey went to medical school and checks it out. Jean talks about growing up with trauma and doesn’t care about dying. Everybody in Jean’s family hates each other. Jean is also angry about the cost of healthcare in America. We now headed to the USC ER center.