Episode 18

April 3rd, 2012    15 Comments


Joey is inviting Dave to his own white people activities. It’s Bobby’s birthday on Sunday. Everyone believes that Joey fucked his old roommate. Joey says she has too much masculine energy. Bobby and his girlfriend Carol loves the show. The podcast gets a lot of hits. Yoshi bags on Carol on a previous show. It seems like this could cause a problem with Bobby. Bobby does not communicate with Carol about the relationship. Yoshi didn’t think that Bobby was into Carol. Bobby doesn’t believe he was indifferent but it also wasn’t infatuation.

Yoshi’s brother makes a rare call and he’s upset about the way Dave was talking about him on the podcast. Dave talks about people who bother him to everybody. All of our family members listen to the podcast. Carol is misunderstood because she is quiet. Yoshi transitions from the fish industry to the porn industry. Yoshi argues with a co-worker who criticized the way he worked. As soon as Yoshi gets touched he loses his shit and breaks the guy’s arm. Yoshi is slightly repentant. A rude Japanese lady caused Yoshi to quit. Dave only wants what he can’t have. Dave questions why he does art? Dave wants a girl but wonders what happens once he gets her? Dave got the success of his dreams but he still feels depressed the next day. It sucks to find what you’re looking for. It’s boring and stupid after you cum. The album Dave and Harry have been wanting to make for 20 years can never live up to it’s anticipation. The finishing of a painting is never as good as the point before finishing. The nature of desire.

Yoshi knows millionaires who are unhappy. He wonders why Dave is unhappy. For Dave, all the vaginas he fucked all blend into one big vagina but end in the end, Dave feels happy and fortunate. Yoshi knows an agent who has to eat shit from these unhappy people. Harry doesn’t want to go on Thumbs Up. It’s 90% torture and pain. Joey is in a relationship again. Joey has eroticized rage. Yoshi’s brother was concerned Yoshi had AIDS because of his cough.

Dave fucks a girl who says weird things when she’s turned on. Joey might play a dangerous game with casual relationships. Joey is mad at Yoshi #2 for not being a good brother. Joey thinks Yoshi #2 is an idiot. For whatever reason, people have a family member they don’t really communicate with. Yoshi has a hot lady friend. The show is over the moment one of us is in a relationship. Yoshi offends our Christian friend, Vania. Dave crank calls Stephanie Seymore. Joey loves sleeping on the beach. Joey visits the Scientology Church with Saelee and Vania. They use Tone 40 for mind control.

Yoshi met this hot woman after his show which doesn’t usually happen, Yoshi doesn’t go for the women who like him after a show. Joey has been on his smartphone the whole show. Joey shows a girl his boner and it actually worked. Yoshi jumped into a scene where a girl was getting fucked and started eating her pussy. Yoshi was in a porno. Yoshi does the paperwork for gangbangs. Yoshi put on a mask for a gangbang blowjob. Yoshi receives a very disturbing black cock slathering on his ass cheek. Yoshi felt very uncomfortable and left.

Dave Choe is compared to Ted Bundy. Chicks love murderers. Killing in war is just an excuse for murderers. Dave pays no attention to any news and doesn’t pay attention to what’s going on in the world. For example, he didn’t know about 911 until the day after. Dave doesn’t know who Casey Anthony is. The tech corner is over. Sports With Bobby: The ice hockey season division 5, the Coyotes, has started off strong with a 7-0 win. Bobby needs better defense. The Coyotes are in last place. The games are held at the LA Valley Ice Center Sat and Sunday nights.

Pics from the podcast.

15 Responses to Episode 18

  1. Harry P. Ness says:

    I love this podcast. It’ll be a sad day when the last episode is released.

  2. bt says:

    Made my day! Thank you need this today!

  3. Dave says:

    wooo another episode is up!

    you guys should record more episodes – if not for your fans – do it for Bobby!

  4. Clif says:

    Great show…it would be interesting to hear them listen to the show and comment on the shit that they’ve said. Im in denial and don’t want it to end!!

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  6. Paul says:

    Great show !
    Thanks guys

  7. Matt says:

    I listen to this religiously while driving, cutting grass, whatever. There will be more episdoes, or something, its not like Dave will just fade into obscurity. I’m hoping for some more Thumbs Up! also, which is the only reason I know Dave exists.

  8. K says:

    This is an awesome show!

  9. Ed says:

    It’s your show so you can do whatever you want
    but don’t ya think it’s a bit irresponsible to let your
    fans(?) wait indefinitely without any notice?
    Stop making promises if you can’t keep it.
    You’re waisting my time.

    BTW I advise u visit a urologist asap. Yeah f#%*ing till death
    do you part is all fine but judging from the way you treated your
    wang, I suspect your prostate is in a brink of getting out of order.
    If you’re planning to die within a few years dont’ bother but otherwise you should.
    And lastly please invite an atheist guest once in a while who can actually think besides Yoshi.
    I know you’re a serious dimwit and all but why are you practicing exactly the same way
    as those Koreans(aka Gae-Dok) you so abhor? Get over & out of it.

  10. JON F says:

    One of the best podcasts out there if not THE best. Great personalities and humor. Please make more.

  11. Uno99 says:

    I wish Dave would not get all frustrated and start yelling at people. He’s always raising his voice and sounds like a 12 year old bully. I like to relax and listen to podcasts and when dude starts yelling for no reason it really ruins my vibe.

    Guess its pointless to say since this ended so long ago, but still, it would have been a lot better show if he could just act like an adult.

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    Agra is a city on the banks of the Yamuna river in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. It is 206 kilometres south of the national capital New Delhi. Agra is the fourth-most populous city in Uttar Pradesh and 24th in India.

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