Episode 14

December 15th, 2011    12 Comments

It’s a hot August night. Joey and Harry take of their clothes.

Yoshi Obayashi has officially quit the show. Bobby Namba is filling in as our resident new comedian. He starts with an impression of Yoshi. Joey does an impression of Bobby’s girlfriend Carol. Despite the issues brought forth about Bobby and Carol’s sex life, nothing has changed.

Our friend, who did the intro to the show, and Jason are two beautiful guests on this episode. Dave recaps on this feeling about Jason and a girl he had once been with. Dave notices that most of his close friends’ parents are still together. He muses about couples friends versus singles friends. Dave and Joey love bro love.

Our married friend talks about balancing between hanging out with singles or as a couple. Our married friend demonstrates that whether the person is single or not, their friendship is about their character.

Dave says girls don’t really have girl friends whereas guys can have good guy friends. Saelee shows up to take a shower after Thai boxing. Saelee can see Joey’s balls. Girls think they have friends that are guys but really are just dudes waiting to fuck them. In the end, we’re all alone. Dave says that all women need drama. Our married friend doesn’t want drama and explains why a person must take responsibility for it. Dave says girls are always bored. Dave doesn’t admit that he can be alone. Dave brings up drama in our married friend’s life about our married friend’s mom and her mom’s criminal boyfriend. Our married friend chooses to take up her mom’s drama to connect with her. A guy named Hollywood, connected with Joey. Hollywood collects money and rapes his victims to humiliate them. Married friends versus single friends. Our married friend and her husband have autonomy in their married lives. Marriage is work just like any relationship. For example, don’t nag your mate, appreciate him. Joey breaks dinnerware during his spousal fights. You can’t expect your partner to complete you. What does it really mean to be alone? Self-sacrifice is still a selfish act. Everyone in the room is a chronic masturbator. What do women think of during sex?

Harry is photogenic. Joey feels that dating again is great but kind of sad. Saelee comes out the shower and rubs herself down with lotion. Joey Thinking what being old is like when you were young. Joey and Harry talk about Linux. Is Joey a good secret keeper? Why even share a secret with even your best friend? Dave was once very quiet and secretive. Joey keeps a secret because he’s ashamed. Joey’s secret of kissing an autistic kid’s dick frees him. Joey’s secret is about betrayal. Dave gets caught jacking off repeatedly and it freed him. Joey got caught jacking off old country style. Dave and Joey recount getting arrested for a check cashing scam in south central LA. Dave’s porn stash is found. The women refuse to talk about masturbation. Bobby does Simon impressions. Bobby’s love life has not changed. Joey reveals the secret.

Turi shows up. Turi jerked off his guy cousin. Turi fucks his girl cousin who was married. Jason fucks his second cousin. Dave’s Italian friends has cousin sex. Retard sex.

Pics from the podcast.

12 Responses to Episode 14

  1. thompsons says:

    cut out all the bs at the beginning please. also, you say “like” way too much. other than that i thoroughly enjoy the show

  2. Abbey says:

    The show sucks without yoshi! i only listened to the beginning of this ep,it really sucked.I BLAME DAVID FOR YOSHI LEAVING,WHAT A DOUCHE! xx!

  3. dave.fuckface says:

    Bobby’s impression of Yoshi was fantastic, made me laugh out loud while standing in a crowded bus, thanks for the comp awkwardness on my way home.

  4. Clif says:

    Yoshi was funny as hell and I don’t think they can replace him! The show is still awesome but if we want yoshi to come back we all need to hit up his Facebook and twitter and tell him that he needs to come back and that his comedy is funny…btw Dave is the reason this show is even happening!!

  5. Al says:

    Great episode.

  6. Kim BoomBoom says:

    Hella whack episode…i didn’t even want to listen to the end of this…and what’s with all the docking pictures?


    Hi Saelee! :-*

  7. leko says:

    it SUCKS! that Yoshi quit……………..but Turi at the end made up for it.

  8. carl says:

    you guys are alone? im listening to this alone, because i am alone. thats loneliness, i least you have somone

  9. in response to 28 mins in or so:

    you guys will probably never read this or care, but I’d like to add that I personally truly hate drama.
    I avoid it all costs, I try to be as honest and to the point as I can be when talking and dealing with people. I would cut someone out of my life due to them creating too much drama over idiotic things, and hang out with people better than that. People who know how to talk things through and understand others’ perspectives and then get over it and Be Better.

    c r

  10. df says:

    Fuck uou dave. You’re the biggest douche bag you fuck

  11. peter o says:

    rage against the machine

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