Episode 11

October 12th, 2011    8 Comments

Yoshi starts the show by eating loud snacks on the air, (this show was recorded right after the tsunami in japan) Yoshi’s comedian friends send all the tsunami jokes to Yoshi to say immediately after the tragedy because they would never dare to say them, and they know Yoshi will say tragedy jokes while the tragedy is still happening.

Even though you guys have heard our intro/outro theme this is the episode that we first created it and introduced it. Yoshi has a horrible aids cough and spreads his disease all over the studio. Joey makes david promise to never let a woman fuck him with a strap on. Stuffing your dick into a pussy soft and just moving it around until it gets hard again, fucking till it hurts.

Joey lets a crazy south african woman live in his home, and she walks around bottomless. and she tries to get out of paying rent for the first month, it’s only a matter of time until things go south.

David’s mom snoops into his life and traps him and tries to have an intervention on him about his gambling problem. David fucks all day and night, he fucks his pain away. Gay white guys start trolling the korean spa that Harry and David frequent. An older korean guy fucks the jet stream in the jacuzzi. Gays love 24 hour fitness.

Joey truly believes that david will one day get married have kids and turn to christianity and turn away from whoremongering. If you have two girlfriends what is the best sleeping arrangement for equal spooning? What is hypomania? Yoshi is thinking about a career change from the porn business to the fish business. Harry says asian girls are the black guys of girls and asian guys are the black girls of guys.

Yoshi will never work for dave, because he believes david will just torture him like a cat who catches a mouse. Yoshi goes to the museum to get some beauty and culture (he especially loves the dutch masters because they represent to him open mindedness, democratic and religious freedom and doing whatever they want) before he starts looking for whores in the park. Yoshi mistakes a deaf girl for a street walker.

Somerset Maugham said hookers make the best wives. Yoshi is not an angry person, only david brings anger out of him. David uses 6 hairs braided together as homemade floss when he was in prison. Drugs is always the answer.

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8 Responses to Episode 11

  1. Billy says:

    You need to let people call in and let them know when you record. This shit is crazy.

  2. Zigigas says:

    Yoshi made my day, Joey listen to Dave Droid Sucks get a iPhone. Also maybe you guys should let eachother finish talking or maybe not….

  3. Dave says:

    Lotta times those girls that approach you in Europe asking for money are gypsies and are pretending to be deaf or mute – they also run in groups and cover most of the tourist areas. The same shit happened to me as Yoshi when I was in Brussels and Paris – they’re shady as fuck and wanted at least 20 euro.

  4. Yoshi is playing hard to get…haha> he knows he wants to be Dave’s assistant, shit if he dont i’ll do it! haha

  5. Giselle says:

    Yoshi is right..Dave does provoke him, to make him mad. no question about it

  6. Pavel says:

    That was entertaining as fuck. Thank you

  7. CHINKYCHONG says:

    No wonder this show never caught on… Joey is annoying as fuck. Dave + Yoshi are hilarious though!

  8. peter o says:

    with all this rosebud jazz its allowed me to pick up where i left off . i fucking miss Yoshi

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