Episode 7

August 27th, 2011    11 Comments

Yoshi misses the linkin park concert in san diego to do the podcast show and is pissed about it and declares David is a SCUMBAG.

We ponder what it must be like to be in the biggest rock band in the world. Why yoshi cares about getting stuff signed by celebrities and having his picture taken with them. Yoshi still uses Myspace and why that = pedophilia. Using pornography as currency, and why yoshi gets star struck- we get to the bottom of it. Why Joey is one of the worst friends ever. Yoshi rips on Joey’s friends, koreans show up at all weddings and funerals for the food. My dying uncle tells me i’m too fat . Yoshi rips on james jean and of course Joey SHOWBIZAWITZ shows up late again.

We ask what it’s like to be rich? and answer you get to fuck more expensive hookers. The price you pay to express yourself through art, music and film? When you can just express yourself to your friends for no price. joey discusses the dinner party that he went to that almost ended in a circle jerk but instead ends with joey discussing erectile dysfunction with a korean girl from minnesota, joey discusses his wife getting remarried, and gives his review of the sickest most sexually offensive movie ever made SERBIAN MOVIE. how joey classifies and prioritizes his friends. Joey is surprised by his abilities to still pull in hot women even though he’s turned into a fat slob. joey meets a hot chick and text’s her boyfriend that he’s gonna fuck her. Joey explains how there’s different types of white people. Joey uses psychological warfare on insane people, by being even more insane, he out crazies the crazies. and joey discusses the theory of a lemon scented vagina. and what its like being the community organizer of people with dangerous mental health issues. joey admits that he jerked off to the ned beatty rape scene in deliverance, at work and it comes back to haunt him. joey needs a woman who is nothing like him. what happens when hot water hits sperm, cumming the best and fucking forever…

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11 Responses to Episode 7

  1. Jay Unidos says:

    Joey is like listening to Woody Allen crossed with Spider from Goodfellas, holy shit.

  2. Louie says:

    is it wrong to love when david and yoshi are arguing? also yoshi broke his lateness streak! he was on time in this episode.

  3. P says:

    I fucking listened to all 2 hours of this…do you guys ever get annoyed at how long it takes for joey to spit out a sentence?
    Ex-wifey story was creeptastic, harry should make a short film about it!

  4. Billy says:

    Where did you get the English girl–I love how she intros & outros.

    Gooch-pressure-orgasm was the highlight; thanks for the pointer.

  5. Danny says:

    I agree… Joey’s inability to construct a sentence in less than 1 minute gets on my nerves.

  6. bw says:

    seeeekest episode of the series, Yoshi’s Revenge!! Yoshi rules. Joey’s review of “A Serbian Film” is intense! Dave says he is not going to watch it, Yoshi is silent, he is going to watch it. So is Dave, he is lying, hahaha. I am going to watch it, hahaha, sounds sick but its just a film. Really sick though. SPOILER ALERT!!

    “That’s when you came?”

    “Dave is Relentless!”

    “and the score is really good too”

    “I think rape is ok as long as they put Lada Gaga to it”

  7. bw says:

    “A Serbian Movie” – Joey’s nervous energy is infectious….you guys are seeeek. This film sounds sick, but sounds like a very interesting story and sounds like it is well done. “The score is really good too”, bahahaha. I’m debating watching it tonight.

    “We’re not going to watch it so tell us what happens” hahha

  8. Pavel says:

    somebody hit joey in the face with a 2 by 4 it might fix him

  9. Delbert says:

    Finally i quit my day job, now i earn a lot of money online you should try too, just search in google – slabs roulette

  10. weight loss says:

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